WTF THE FUCK JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just saw something so outrageous that my brain are officially fried. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or is the world actually going insane? This {whole thing|mess just feels like a bad {dream|nightmare that I can't {wake up from|escape. The heck The Fuck Are You Going on About? Listen up, becau